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Grooming the nether-regions – what is expected?
By Ally Austins
Grooming the nether-regions – what is expected?

Recently I came across a program whereby participants on the show chose a partner to go on a date with based on their physical appearance – sounds rather unexciting right? The catch is that all the participants on the show were naked. Naked as in absolutely everything was on display, and this incited a discussion between my friends and I about grooming and hygiene. All sorts of ideas and opinions were being spoken about, but there was one thing that we all agreed on: if it’s not clean we aren’t going near it.

I’ve not had a problem with most of my clients. There have been one or two that I’ve had to ‘assist’ and ‘offer encouragement’ with their cleaning rituals, but for the most part my clients are already ahead of the game on this issue. The advice I would like to offer to anyone out there that is curious is that men, please get down there with plenty of soap and ensure that every crevice, every nook and cranny is sudsy and then rinsed and then repeat the process again. With detachable shower heads in most bathrooms these days, there really is no excuse. Women on the other hand, please please please do not use the soap in your nooks. A healthy vagina is self-cleaning, and soap can upset the pH balance, creating other issues that cause bad smells, so instead just use plenty of water to freshen up.

Now onto the more complex issue of grooming. I say complex because unlike hygiene, there is no clear way that is preferred by most. Basically, do what you like. My personal preference for females is completely shaven, but that is nothing more than my own preference. I don’t like a face full of fur (unless it’s an actual cat) so I’m not going to enjoy a pussy that is growing hair wild and free, no matter how clean it is.

When it comes to male grooming, my preference is for short, or trimmed hair. I don’t enjoy feeling like I’m going to get hair stuck in my teeth when I lick your balls, and I don’t like struggling to breathe through a wiry bush when I’m trying to gently suck a testicle into my mouth. I do enjoy being able to see a penis standing to attention rather than hidden in amongst a forest of hair. I do recall one gentleman that I personally dated years ago who was on the smaller end of the penis scale. Now this in itself is not a problem for me at all, but I do remember my confusion (I was rather inexperienced back then) because there was so much black hair and I could not see anything in amongst it. A little kissing and touching later and his soldier did show up, but getting the condom on with all that hair in the way felt like something I should have received a medal for such was the effort that it required. Anyway, the moral of this story is that if you want to grow a forest that’s fine, but if you want to look bigger and direct attention to the key areas in the bedroom, I’d recommend trimming at the very least.

I’d love to hear your thoughts and preferences on this matter; I’m curious to know why some people choose certain grooming styles. Is is just pure laziness that makes you grow a wild garden, or are you hoping to get a little more length so you can braid the hair into a neat design? Do you shave because you like a smooth pussy, or simply because that’s what your mother taught you to do? Check out my twitter @allyaustins and let me know your thoughts.

Ally xx


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