Writer’s block. I never thought this would be something I had to deal with as I don’t consider myself to be a writer, but I have been doing my best to write a new diary entry each Sunday, and have even jotted down a few ideas about what I could write about during the week, but when I look at those absolutely nothing is resonating with me. Is it the (large) glass of red wine that has taken away any inspiration I might have been feeling? Or is it something else? I have no idea, but I do know that I am writing this pathetic attempt of an entry just so I can tell myself I tried. What would you like me to write about? Is there anything you wonder abo Read More
Are you too nervous to meet with me? A regular client recently confessed that the first few times he met with me, he was nervous. I could understand that as someone that had never booked an escort before he could be quite apprehensive for the first meet, but why did he still experience that nervousness the following few times? Did I not put him at ease? Was I not very good at my job? I want my clients to enjoy their time with me and I always do my best to help them relax and enjoy their time with me. Fortunately my regular gentleman was able to assure me that it was not a reflection on me, that perhaps he was mistaking his excitement to see me as ap Read More
Recently I came across a program whereby participants on the show chose a partner to go on a date with based on their physical appearance - sounds rather unexciting right? The catch is that all the participants on the show were naked. Naked as in absolutely everything was on display, and this incited a discussion between my friends and I about grooming and hygiene. All sorts of ideas and opinions were being spoken about, but there was one thing that we all agreed on: if it's not clean we aren't going near it. I've not had a problem with most of my clients. There have been one or two that I've had to 'assist' and 'offer encouragement' with their clea Read More
As you may have guessed, Ally Austins is not my real name. My real name is rather plain, but it works for me. Along with the double name comes a double life, and I wanted to share with you some of the considerations that go into living in such a way. Perhaps the trickiest thing to hide is that I have two phones. One belongs to Ally, and one belongs to (let’s call her) Kelly. I used to live with housemates that were not privy to my life as Ally, and this meant keeping her phone out of sight and often on silent in order to hide its existence. This meant regularly going into my bedroom to “blow my nose” or some other ridiculous pretense so I coul Read More